i want a baby

[rachael88]

i always wanted kids i am 21and he is 24 we have been together for 5 yrs now and i really want a baby but he does'nt until at least another 5 yrs, he knows i want one cos we have talked about it b4, we have th money we got our own place we both got decent jobs, both of my sisters have kids and i think they are lucky they both had kids young which to me that is a good thing cos have kids young live life later that is what i wanted to do....

[redman41]

Squad and me are still Fertile craft.......can we help ! lol

[Sqad]

Craft....fine....just stop off in Menorca and we will go through some basic preliminaries.......;-))

[DEN53]

craft - if you want a sperm donator - I am sure Sqad would oblige you (:o D

[Sqad]

DEN...LOL....you don't want one as well......surely.

[DEN53]

Sorry Sqad - my shop is shut and out of business. ha ha

[craft1948]

can I just drop my eggs off and pick them up later?

[Sqad]

DEN/craft........let red and me decide that.

[snags]

''can I just drop my eggs off and pick them up later?''

Sure... dya want them fried, scrambled or hard boiled?

[craft1948]

fertilised?

[redman41]

that's cheating craft.....Missionary Position OK ?
Not sure which position Squad likes lol

[snags]

''fertilised?''

Fine. Gimme 5... or 3 if you want a runny middle :-o

[Sqad]

red.....I'll go for the "humpty Dumpty position with DEN.

[craft1948]

now look here redman......I don't do movement you know.....I have arthritis (and I'm lazy)

[craft1948]

snags I love you......you are soooooo disgusting...pmsl

[redman41]

Call for John Prescott ASAP !

[DEN53]

Sqad - I am not sitting on no wall and certainly not with all the kings horses and men watching..................

[cazzz1975]

you have to discuss it with your boyfriend rachael, proper sit down and discuss. try and look at things from his perspective, it wouldnt be fair to engineer a pregnancy if he was not in agreement, he may resent you and the baby, not to mention that he would also not trust you anymore.

also you have to look at the costs, you may lose your income, can you afford to live on one income?

[snags]

''you are soooooo disgusting''

I'm sorry... I'm off to Church now :-/

[Sqad]

DEN...the "humpty dumpty grind.

Goes back to Mrs sqad in our earlier days, Mrs Sqad would sit in a chair , legs apart and I would kneel between them. Unfortunately the chair was a little too low for accurate penetration, but if I got the little one's Humpty Dumpty book and put that on the floor and kneeled on that, then I was just at the right height.

Hence the "Humpty Dumpty Grind"

[redman41]

LOL Squad !
Fairy Tales will never sound the same to me anymore ! lol