I'm going to consider it a Saturday because that fits in with my plan.
1) Wake up early with the lass, have a kiss and a cuddle.
2) Get up at 9.45, she stays in bed watching Saturday morning kitchen, so I have time to run the shop to get the papers and some milk in time to get back for the 'Let the wild rumpus start!' shout at the beginning of the Collins and Long show on radio 6. Breakfast of frosted shredded wheat, marmalade on door-step toast and a big cup of tea whilst listening to the show and reading the papers.
2) back upstairs to see the lass for a kiss and a cuddle
3) Sausage, bacon and egg on toast and a big cup of tea for lunch
4) Off for a game of rugby in the sun, we beat top of the league in a really close game, the winner coming during last play after a try saving tackle on their 6'4" number 8, just in front of our line, I pounce on the loose ball, step 2 of their players and outpace their winger, full length of the pitch to touch down under posts for my hat-trick. The lass is watching from the sides, so very proud as all her mates are going "wow- Paul's so good!!"
5) Few beers at the club, check the footy scores, Liverpool have beaten Utd 6-0! Ace!
6) Home for tea, giant yorkshire pudding filled with sausage, mash, carrots and peas and loads of gravy. Big cup of tea then Apple crumble and custard for pud.
7) back up the club for a few more before heading to the pub with the lads, have a laugh, oh look, Interpol are playing our local, supported by the Smashing Pumpkins and the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs! Grand!
8) still in the pub, meet up with the lass out with her mates, have a few with them.
9) back home for a kiss and a cuddle
10) another kiss and cuddle 'cus I'm a kiss and cuddling machine!