Rudey secret santa

[EvianBaby]

I've got to buy a secret Santa present for someone at work (it will be lucky dip) and the only rules are it's not to cost more than £10 and the ruder the better. Any ideas?

[China Doll]

This will be the second time this week I'm recommending it but... the book autobiography of a flea is pretty indecent and less than £10.

[Mamyalynne]

http://www.amazon.co....Willies/dp/B001G3J7N6

[Frank97]

http://www.taboo.co.u...x-Toys-Under-10-pound

[EvianBaby]

Actually rules were "amusing and offensive in equal measures".

Also, it will be mostly blokes.

Using my phone at the mo so will look at answers properly when I get home.

[redcrx]

a Nancy Friday book.

[sophie_1003]

I really like that idea 2shortplanks!

[ummmm]

Blow up doll :-)

Don't know how much they cost though :-)

[snags]

I'm liking 2shortplank's suggestion as well...

[firewatch]

http://www.find-me-a-...magnetic-picture.html

[pa___ul3]

last year one of the girls got one of those mugs where the undies disappear when filled with hot water, 'Santa' had stuck a photo of one of the other lads over over the model's face! That was a blinder!

[Old_Geezer]

"got to" ?

When my place tried "secret santa" on me last year I told them I wasn't happy about being manipulated into it. Seemed to think that an e-mail saying we all have to do this and that and everyone would meekly comply. I noticed no one else had the courage to reply in a similar fashion though.

This the sort of thing you wanted ? http://www.find-me-a-...t/arse-face-soap.html

[redcrx]

"man she taught me a thing or two about ladies and how filthy they can be."
so did you rush out and buy a gorilla costume??

[LDC134]

you could make a bet at the bookies for £ 10 on something cheeky and give them the betting slip ?

[sara3]

I always used to buy rude pressies for our Secret Santa. one of the top managers opened a bottle of pubic shampoo, and everyone said "that'll be from Sara". oops!

Ann Summers, anyway :o)

[ttfn]

Call me old-fashioned by that is why I don't do 'secret santa' stuff. I am happy to donate to my favourite charity and know my hard-earned money is appreciated :)
It has nothing whatsoever to do with what I might receive in return, you understand ...

[ttfn]

but^ - glasses need cleaning or re-filling ;)

[EvianBaby]

Thanks for the answers.

The book is a good idea but to be honest I think I need something really simple that they instantly get.

I like the idea of the tenner and the mug that Paul mentioned. I can't seem to find one of those mugs but did come across some others that were nicely offensive. Might get one of those and stick a fiver to it with 2SP's suggestion.

[rowanwitch]

bottles of beer with dodgy names....