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dickythecook | 16:40 Mon 19th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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My First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 17. I went in to buy a packet of
condoms at the Chemist. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store
and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was
no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were
for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I
was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and
asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to
see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the
door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it
aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth
open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I
was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down
on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed onto her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she
asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

That's when she beat me about the head....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
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