Photo Copies...

[Jemisa]

Income Tax Statement...

Hello, is this Miss Singleton? - Yes, it is me.

Miss Singleton, this is John Smythe, your tax accountant. I must inform you that your tax
statement was rejected by the Inland Revenue ...They say that your wages and your possessions are
incompatible...Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury
apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewelry, various holidays in Europe, etc.


- Oh, and what can I do about it she said?

Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it at the Inland Revenue.


- Very well Mr. Smythe. I am making a photocopy of it now, and I will fax it to you shortly.
(as she sits on the photo-copier and prints off 6 copies to send to him)

[frugalfred]

Very fanny, Jem!

[frugalfred]

Oops, I mean "funny" didn't I?

[tonyav]

LOL.
first reply was correct Fred lol.

[Baldric]

She called it Polo, as she could make a mint out of it!

[tonyav]

Well that's what you call 'Sitting On A Fortune '.

[Jemisa]

BA for you fred...

jem

[marval]

lol

[albaqwerty]

brilliant as ever jem!!