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What's the difference between a postman and a postwoman?
A few letters.
Famous Last Words
Anne Boleyn: "Henry! I am NOT giving you head!"
I once went on an 18-30 holiday, which was fun, but 12yrs is just too long.
A young guy turns up at a hotel reception:
"I'd like a single room, please."
"Certainly, sir," says the receptionist. "With bath or shower?"
The guy is a bit short of cash, so he asks, "What's the difference?"
"You have to stand in the shower," says the receptionist.
Went to the Canary Islands last year for a week, and I didn't see a single canary.
So, I'm off to the Virgin Islands this year. Can't wait!
The hotel I was staying at last night screwed up my booking so they had to put me in the honeymoon suite.
It was excellent. I was staying with a lovely young couple from Devon.
I hate all confectionery.
bar humbug.
I finally managed to catch the sun today after years of failing.
The paperboy was so impressed; he gave it to me, for free.
Summer vacations: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
I'm currently studying the 'Effects of Friction'...
It's gripping stuff.
I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.
My boss rang me this morning.
"You've got a meeting in five minutes," he said. "We need you to make this. Where are you?"
I said, "On the way to my car as we speak."
"Right," he said. "Do you think you'll make it?"
I said, "Probably, it's only a few feet away."
A few letters.
Famous Last Words
Anne Boleyn: "Henry! I am NOT giving you head!"
I once went on an 18-30 holiday, which was fun, but 12yrs is just too long.
A young guy turns up at a hotel reception:
"I'd like a single room, please."
"Certainly, sir," says the receptionist. "With bath or shower?"
The guy is a bit short of cash, so he asks, "What's the difference?"
"You have to stand in the shower," says the receptionist.
Went to the Canary Islands last year for a week, and I didn't see a single canary.
So, I'm off to the Virgin Islands this year. Can't wait!
The hotel I was staying at last night screwed up my booking so they had to put me in the honeymoon suite.
It was excellent. I was staying with a lovely young couple from Devon.
I hate all confectionery.
bar humbug.
I finally managed to catch the sun today after years of failing.
The paperboy was so impressed; he gave it to me, for free.
Summer vacations: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
I'm currently studying the 'Effects of Friction'...
It's gripping stuff.
I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.
My boss rang me this morning.
"You've got a meeting in five minutes," he said. "We need you to make this. Where are you?"
I said, "On the way to my car as we speak."
"Right," he said. "Do you think you'll make it?"
I said, "Probably, it's only a few feet away."
Answers
thank you marval, they have made me smile Jem is away on holiday friday.... you and i are going to have to maintain the jokes section in her absence
21:32 Tue 21st May 2013
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