Hello Campers

[Dear-Doris]

Rumours of my demise were exaggerated.

"Dear Doris" will be returning soon.

Got a question that you simply dare not post under your own username?

Embarrassing ailment, cookery disaster, motoring mishap, tricky sex-life?


Email it to

[email protected]

and Doris will help you out.


Remember : "A problem shared is ... a problem that two people have"

Complete discretion is assured - a selection of anonymised answers will appear soon.

Doris xx

[Mamyalynne]

Your discretion is infamous Doris, Happy New Year x

[Psybbo]

Where were you when I needed you?
Happy New Year

[Hopkirk]

I've got the hots for my next door neighbour.

What should I do Doris?

[DTCwordfan]

gness will be happy...mishaps and pain....plenty of sharing too.

[DTCwordfan]

From Always Confused's response on melv's thread yesterday, "How can I tell if my turtle is gay?"

[Baldric]

Not a lot changes, does it?

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1348028.html

[-SharonA-]

Doris, I don't believe I've met you but I have don't have a problem, is that a problem???

[Dear-Doris]

Mr Hopkirk : I think you are probably a victim of Glow Ball Warming

Mr Wordfan : You are just going to have to stick your neck out and guess

Mr B Ric : Economy of effort is vital in a woman of my age

Ms Shazza : Enjoy your problem free state, it's all downhill from there


Doris xx

[Dear-Doris]

Ms Psybo : Just whistle and I'll be there. You know how to whistle, don't you?

Nurse Mamya : My knees are firmly clenched and my lips are sealed

Doris xx

[stuey]

Dear Doris; I suffer from chronic indecisiveness. Should I, or should I not, write to you about this?

[Psybbo]

I can't whistle, will a cough do?

[gness]

Dear Doris,

Please help.....we are desperate.....

For some months now my friend P???? and I have been wooing a gentleman from the shrubbery of his Kent garden.....

How do we get into the house?...........

Yours,

Colleen.......x

[pixie374]

Lol :-)

[stuey]

Gness, is that your shrubbery or the gentleman's shrubbery in the Kent garden?

[Dear-Doris]

Mr S. : Just procrasti

[ full answer pending until tomorrow ]

[Mamyalynne]

Psybbo - if coughing, cross your legs.

[Psybbo]

We've got the Dobie eating out of our hands, Gness. I think he is ready to take us in!

[gness]

Dear Doris,

There is this Canadian guy who's making me blush.....and insists on calling me Gness......

What shall I do about it?

Yours,

Colleen.....x

[Dear-Doris]

Ms Irishperson : Your target has got a very large dobie (or so he tells me). Please ensure that your use suitable protection.

[Psybbo]

Mamma, very true xxx