A Newbies Guide To Ab Put Together. Did My Best!

[EmilyAdkins1]

Wolf- Mad cat lady.

Gness- Don’t ask her to cook. Knows nothing about law. You will be set free if you have her with you. Can be a spoilsport sometimes. Don’t trust her to keep a secret

Sqad- Grumpy but lovable doctor. is a retired hospital consultant, with a bedside manner largely modeled upon that of Attila the Hun.

Jim- physics man. He is the most popular person on the site because he’s the most modest just to clarify he said that about himself.

TTT- don’t be anti-British Marvel

Rondy- great with jokes

Ummm- falls over fresh air. May live with a ginger bloke that is not gingejbee

Naomi- doesn’t disagree

Andy- doesn’t disagree

Douglas- Funny.

Barmaid- is an enteral optimist without any foundation whatsoever.

Ael- if he asks you to marry him DON’T. he buys really naff Christmas gifts

Tonyav- don’t let him take you far a spin in his new car. Don’t get him on the goat subject

Caran- lives in the Forest of Dean, with a husband who (going by Caran's own reports of his many disasters) appears to have been the inspiration behind TV's "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em".

ToraToraTora- political philosophy is so far to the right that he regards Attila the Hun as a left-wing liberal.

pastafreak- She the token transplanted American. Has recently been adopted by 2 kitties!

RoyfromAus-Not from Australia

AllenLondon- may be from London

SunnyDave- his birthday is on Paddy’s Day. genuinely believes that the crowds outside his house on St Patrick's Day are celebrating his birthday.

Malagabob- not in Malaga

Waterboatman- says he shoplifting but isn’t

Buenchico-has the body of an Adonis, with long golden hair and rippling muscles. He has a vivid imagination.

Sherrardk- has quite a few children - the fact that she calls the youngest twins thing 1 and thing 2 is a reference to a well known children's book - mistaking this instead for parental neglect can cause explosions :) used to be a teacher, even though she's admitted that she doesn't really like other people's children. She also used to be a pub landlady - but she doesn't seem to have displayed any similar dislike of alcohol ;-)

Mrs Overall- is a ghostly presence - quite capable of delivering an ectoplasmic mackerel-slapping to anyone disrespecting Whitby

Woodelf- is blind but, nonetheless, a highly-talented artist. He's also got a wicked sense of humour ;-)

Mamyalyne- always kind and the voice of reason

NJ- single mother. font of legal knowledge and assertive without being rude

Atheist- professional "provoker" - but AB wld not be the same without him!

Martin- calls himself horrible witch is so not true. He is brill

Zacs-Master- he calls himself an ABerholic. Hic

Lady-Janine- says everyone on ab is mad but her

EmilyAdkins1- I am 20. I don’t really start fights. I apologize a lot and it will start to get annoying. I post a lot in one day. I’m always happy to make new friends. I live alone and live in the US or Ohio to be specific.

[bobbinwales]

Either your a very fast researcher or your no newbie.

[bobbinwales]

But even me knows Martin is a she so maybe your really are a newbie afterall

[pastafreak]

No bob...she simply consolidated all the info on barmaids thread.

[jim360]

Consolidated with a few minor transcription errors. Enjoying the idea of NewJudge being a single mother though :O

[shoota]

I think Emily left a word out there Jim for fear of being starred out...

[EmilyAdkins1]

bobbinwales I’m a newbie but someone made another one and I got the answers out of there and put them together

[EmilyAdkins1]

I don’t know if these are right I just found them and put them together so ya

[Chinajan]

// Naomi- doesn’t disagree

Andy- doesn’t disagree //

:D

[andres]

Too much information

[AuntPollyGrey]

Good grief how long is this going to go on I'm running out of sick bags.

[EmilyAdkins1]

Listen I didn’t make any of this so you can’t blame me. This is what other people said and about Martin no one said a gender so I had a 50-50 chance

[AuntPollyGrey]

Emily I know you copied and pasted the OP - the question is 'why?'

I'd revise your FB profile if I were you as it doesn't correlate with what you're saying on here.

[Jackdaw33]

Ah, the plot thickens!

[royfromaus]

and about Martin no one said a gender so I had a 50-50 chance
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50-50?

[EmilyAdkins1]

Listen I’m very tired, I made it when I was really tired ( witch I still am) even I don’t know what I was doing. I’ll correct it when I wake up a little bit but I have no idea what I was typing or copying or even pasting. This should be a train wreck but I promise to fix it when I really wanna wake up

[AuntPollyGrey]

Yes Roy -you have a 50-50 chance of being a girl too lol!, yours faithfully Uncle Polly.

[AuntPollyGrey]

Emily -how do you type on your phone?

[EmilyAdkins1]

Listen sorry about the gender thing I didn’t do enough digging to find out what was right

[EmilyAdkins1]

And I just use the keyboard. I text a lot so I’m a natural now

[pastafreak]

APG...can't you just be a bit...nicer. Maybe not so accusatory.
I mean..."why?"