a young iranian lad had a trial for west ham aftert scoring a hat trick the manager offered the young lad a contract 'can i ring my mother'he exitedly asked the manager he threw the lad his mobile phone when his mother answered he told her the good news 'well im pleased for you son but i must tell you that your father has been shot dead your sister has been raped and the house has been firebombed and its all your fault'she said 'my fault why is that'the lad asked 'well'she replied 'if you hadnt wanted to play for west ham united we wouldnt have moved to london'