cute

[nickrowley]

whats the cutest thing you have ever heard a kid say?

[Lonnie]

We were looking after a friends four year old, about to go to the shops, and I said we were going to go 'up the high street',

he look at me, an in all seriousness said, 'How high is the high street'

You had to have been there, we just collapsed laughing.

[deardeirdre]

My Son's 8yrs & my daughter's 6yrs. They went to stay with my big sister for afew day's up north.
That was the first time they were apart from me {for more than one night}.
I spoke to them both everyday and every night but on the 3rd night into they're stay, my sister phoned me.
I spoke to my daughter 1st & she said her brother has been crying for me!
I said put him on, i asked him 'why' was he crying for me, when his sister was'nt.
He said 'but mum 'I've Known you longer than her'.
I could'nt stop laughing. Bless.
I still tell folk that story and he hates it when i do cause it was only last year.Lol

[redcrx]

apart from the standard 'i love you mummy'

my son was put to bed the other night (hes 2 nest week) and said 'sweet dreams mummy'.

oh and a funny one. He had his hair cut a few weeks back by a family friend. When it was done i asked him what had happened to his hair and he looked at all the bits on the floor and said 'jenny broke it' lol

he also climbed up onto wall of his playpen and said 'im sitting on green bit playing horses' I asked why and his reply was......................................
'Im being naughty'

[mumof3angels]

One of my sons used to get mixed up and say that he had 'nins and peedles' (pins and needles obviously.) The thing is we all say it that way round now!

[andy-hughes]

My oldest daughter came home from school with her Nativity picture, consisting of the Virgin Mary, and crib with baby Jesus, and a large rotund gentleman in the foreground.

When asked how he was, she replied with the lofty patience reserved for imbicilic parents - "It's Round John Virgin, Mother, and Child!"

Obvious when you think about it .......!!!!

[Goodsoulette]

hmmm.... cute .... not sure but made me chuckle.

"have you been good todaY?"

"Yup" very smuggly " I havent said F**k or bu88er all day"

[hotpink]

when i first started seeing my husband, his nephew was round (he was 4) and he was laying down with me watching tv. he said 'can i touch your boobs?' i laughed and said no. he said 'just one?' where do kids get this from?!

[crossroads]

The cutist thing i heard a kid say was,
When i grow up i'm going to give you �100.
(Because i gave him the answers to a spelling test he was taking the next day)
He was only 10

[orange-gnome]

One of the kids in my class of 2 year olds proudly told me that he could count higher than 10 now, I encouraged him and said I would like to hear that, he went;
''one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, onety ten, twoty ten, threety ten ....etc''

Very cute!!

[amonty1144]

my gorgeous boy is 5 years old, every day he tells me he loves me and likes me and when he grows up he will merry (marry) me.
I just wish it wasn't at 3am tee hhee.

On a funny note, he'd had a bad day at school because he had accidently broke his friends football toy. He said it wasn't his fault , that it broke really easily when he stamped on it

[AutomaticGal]

i have two. on both occasions i heard the story from somewhere.

a small girl playing in her school playground spots a policeman who is on school round telling kids not to smoke, do drugs etc, she goes upto him and asks "are u a policeman" he says "yes i am little girl" and the girl says "my mommy told me whenever i need help with anything i should always ask a policeman" and the police guy says "well ur mom is correct" and the little girl sticks out her foot and says "can u help me tie my shoe"


and ..

a lil girl tells her mom "mommy... some ofur hair is white" the mom thinks for a bit and says "for every time you have been a naughty girl, one of my hair turns white" the girl stays quiet for a while and then asks "then why is grandma's hair all white?"

[feelap]

i once sat beind a mother and her wee boy on a bus and outside there was a lady walking past us wearing the full islamic clothing (black veil covering the whole body with only her eyes showing) and suddenly the boy got excited and said

"Look mum a ninja!"

Such innocence and I was smiling about it all day!

[aims1202]

the cutest is when my four year old copies me when i say your my gorgeous cute little boy and i love you
and he replies your my gorgeous cute little girl and i love you!

and when my boy was three i used to share a car with my auntie i told him she was going to pick the car up tomorrow and he replied she's going pick the car up mummy, but it is really heavy!