Mummy mummy jokes.

[carrust]

Mummy mummy,"can I lick the bowl"?

"No, flush it like everyone else".
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Mummy mummy,"can I play with grandma"?

"No, you've dug her up three times today"

Any more???

[D143237G]

Mummy Mummy what's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven

Mummy Mummy, I hate my sister's guts.
Well, leave them on the side of your plate then.

Mummy Mummy why do I keep running round in circles?
Shut up or I will nail your other foot to the floor

Mummy mummy can I have a spoon?
What do you want a spoon for?
The dogs been sick and my sister is getting all the big bits.

Mummy Mummy what's a lesbian?
Ask you father when she comes in

I remember these doing the rounds about 40 years ago.

[topogigo]

Ploease help me

[topogigo]

Yes ok i know it should have said please

[Bewlay Bros]

"Mummy mummy when will the swimming pool be ready?"

"Shut up and keep spitting"

[Bewlay Bros]

"Mummy mummy, I don't understand this book"

"Shut up, nobody said reading braille with your stump would be easy"