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I have to make a speech at my BF's wedding
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(BF in this instance meaning best friend, not boyfriend - that would be just TOO weird).
Anyhow - I want to make it funny, but not too rude or revealing because of the oldies & rellies present. So I have ruled out mentioning that I sha55ed the groom before the bride did (it's ok - the bride is aware of that fact) , but will it be alright to mention my BF's bladder problems since childhood and other embarrassing moments that perhaps the groom's side are unaware of?
Anyhow - I want to make it funny, but not too rude or revealing because of the oldies & rellies present. So I have ruled out mentioning that I sha55ed the groom before the bride did (it's ok - the bride is aware of that fact) , but will it be alright to mention my BF's bladder problems since childhood and other embarrassing moments that perhaps the groom's side are unaware of?
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Morning salla.
I agree with 4getmenot......taking the p1ss out of the groom (sorry about the pun) is not a good idea. I cannot think of a funny joke at the moment, but will put my mind to it. In the meantime I would describe, as best you can, events in the early life of rhe bridegroom e.g school, holidays...but give boyfriends a miss. Remember it is your friends day and not the "sallabananas show". Salla, am I the only person you haven't sh@gged? LOL LOL
I agree with 4getmenot......taking the p1ss out of the groom (sorry about the pun) is not a good idea. I cannot think of a funny joke at the moment, but will put my mind to it. In the meantime I would describe, as best you can, events in the early life of rhe bridegroom e.g school, holidays...but give boyfriends a miss. Remember it is your friends day and not the "sallabananas show". Salla, am I the only person you haven't sh@gged? LOL LOL
Oh dear. First of all - the bit about mentioning previous shennanigans was only a joke, and I would not dream of mentioning it; esp at their wedding. (Neither will I mention any of her former loves such as the Portugese toyboy, or the Greek-Cypriot Conman). I thought peeps would know I was only jesting on that score.
Secondly sqad - I have not actually "had the pleasure" of that many. I can count them on both hands & still have digits left, so maybe that's a wrong impression I've given here?
Secondly sqad - I have not actually "had the pleasure" of that many. I can count them on both hands & still have digits left, so maybe that's a wrong impression I've given here?
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