i dont want to cook

[zzxxee]

can i come to your house for tea please??

[Gormless]

Chicken Phall, Bombay Aloo, Garlic Rice, flaked Dorset Naga, 5 pints of Budweiser.

[zzxxee]

that sounds lovely is that a yes i can come then gormless?

[B00]

5 pints of lager?

I wouldn't wake up til this time next week after 5 pints.

[Gormless]

Yes of course you can, about 9pm, bring a bottle.

(You're not a bloke are you? If so, sod off)

[zzxxee]

no im not a bloke but i am spoken for and i forgot to mention he will be comeing and my two kids aged 17 and 12 lol

[zzxxee]

i can bring apudding if you like crumble??

[Gormless]

I never eat pudding, but seriously, why not phone out for a home delivery?

[zzxxee]

skint till friday honey

[craft1948]

put it on your credit card...

[zzxxee]

nope did away with the plastic just a hole in the wall account for me

[zzxxee]

looks like its something quick and easy like pasta lol

[Naomicorlett]

You can come to my house but I am going out for chips and will eat them on quayside in the evening sun. Actually will prob sit in car cos it's still a bit chilly here. If you do come can you hoover thro please and tidy up. Ta ever so.