how do i get rid of a vindictive ex wife

[TheShadow]

i split up with my wife 3 years ago and she went off with someone else. as soon as i picked up the pieces of my life, i met an ex girlfriend who too was also now single. after a few months she moved in with me and we were so very happy until she heard via my next door neighbour that i was with someone. she has now been up sitting with said nasty neighbour all day every day and the neighbour loves gossip and nastiness. my girlfriend put up with it for months until she could take no more and moved out. she seemed to come about less then and last week my girlfriend stayed the weekend and lo and behold, she was over on the monday morning. on the tuesday night i asked my girlfriend up for dinner and yet again she appeared and gave my girlfriend the middle finger and sneered as she waltzed up the neighbour's path. i am at my wit's end. do you think i should just go to my girlfriend's all the time and leave them to it as my gierlfriend goes into moods and takes it out on me. i have no control over this insane pair. can anyone help and is my girlfriend being unreasonable. my ex also cleared my house when she left and went away with the proceeds of another house bought for her by a married man and she kept trying to get her name on my title deeds. she is now staying with someone else with a big house and has sublet her council house out and it gets paid for by social security. please fill me in if anyone else has heard or been through anything like this before..thanks

[bednobs]

if she is subletting her council house, you need to report her to the council. although how you know this, i don't know

[Jan1957]

Hire a hitman!

[dot.haukes]

Get a backbone and tell her it's over and to get the heck away from you and get her own life

[daffy654]

Report her to the council for sub-letting the house,and to the benefit agency for benefit fraud...whilst you are at it I bet the taxman would like to know about her extra undeclared income too!

[gonzo00]

shoot her in the face and bury her in a shallow grave... :0)

[daffy654]

No,don't bury her,feed her to some pigs,they'll eat everything-bones included ;-)

[gonzo00]

ah daffy..i see you have watched "snatch"..lol! bricktop and his pigs would make short work of her!!!

[No,Knowledge]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion756207.html

you will find a few ideas there ^ mate

[Prudentia]

a left hook similar to mine can be quite effective!

[Eve]

Could you move?

[Robinia]

If the worst thing she's done to you is to watch & stick a finger up she's hardly being vindictive, just pathetic.
Just rise above it & ignore her. The only thing that will keep her coming around is if she gets a reaction. Don't give her the satisfaction.

[eash]

I saw this:

http://www.freeonlinegames.co.uk/game/240/Whac k_Your_Ex/

and thought of this question....

[Robinia]

brilliant eash! I've tried all of the weapons, lol :o)

[gonzo00]

you can hire those industrial sized garden shredders for the weekend ya know? just park up by a lake and start feedin her in!!!