Kids and their Fathers

[sqad617]

You may ask�or not��have you any children sqad and what are your thoughts
on fatherhood?

Yes, I was born a baby but soon developed extraordinary intellectual talents before the age of 5yrs and did my first brain operation at the age of 10yrs old, so you can see that you are dealing with someone quite special here.

4 sons�.two total w@nkers and the other two have done well in their lives�50% success rate�not too bad I suppose. Effect on my life as a father?�..the first birth was a bit of a novelty, reading that stupid book by Dr Spock, now discredited and taking him out in a pram into the park to feed the ducks on a Sunday morning, although I wish now that I had kept the bread and fed HIM to the ducks.

Subsequent births�"no big deal" seen it all before and got the teeshirts��..could have let the family spoil my career ,but no chance of that��career first and family second and I would do the same again. " Knife before wife" LOL

I did all the usual things�took them to football and cricket, tried to install a code of ethics and decency and indicated a goal of lifetime achievement built upon hard work and endeavour.

Would I have kids again?

NOT BLOODY LIKEKLY.

[lexie..]

Ah but did you ever tell them you loved them? you sound like a typical Victorian father and I can imagine the family portrait..........

[B00]

Ya know sqad, you might really be a nice person, but I'd hate to have you as a GP, your bedside manner truly sucks- lol.

[Bbbananas]

"two total w@nkers".

I shouldn't really laugh at that, but I am.

In all seriousness sqad - would you have liked a daughter? And if you had had one, would you have treated her any differently to your sons?

[cazzz1975]

and breathe.....

[yogi.bear]

LOL......sqad................... a perfect end to the trilogy!

( or is there more?..............ffs!!)

Is there a strange mist floating around the spanish isle today?

:0)

[joggerjayne]

All dads are fab.

[yogi.bear]

And daddy bears, JJ
xx

:0)

[joggerjayne]

Salty porridge, Yogi ?

[yogi.bear]

I love my porridge, JJ xx

:0)

[mccfluff]

love the 'two *******' bit

[Bbbananas]

Unfortunately not all dads are fab - my kids' father turned out to be a right to55er.

My dad though is absolutely brilliant.

[sqad617]

Boo....I did alright without you and I wasn't a bl00dy GP.

If I had of been I would have told you to stop thise "ciggys" that is the "working class" word for cigarettes I assume.

[lexie..]

Nah.......................it's fags, innit?

[joggerjayne]

I sometimes have Ready Brek.

With salt, of course.

[sqad617]

lexie........no I didn't rell them that I loved them........cus I didn't LOVE THEM.

Victorian Father eh!......what now for the return of that figurehead to kick some discipline into kids today.

[lexie..]

sounds like sqad has been snifing the jeyes fluid again.

[lexie..]

How can anyone say they didn't love their children?
I'm shocked!!

[B00]

Hang on, you didn't love your children??!

[Joy1]

very deep stuff there for you sqads, you been watching the Wright Stuff this morning...deep but poignantley truthful I admit,
for once tho' I agree with BOO, some bedside manner...lol
If I had to ever face you as a surgeon (knife?) I would have run like hell,,,pmsl

joy x