Children's Names

[daffy654]

Nicole Richie has just given birth to a baby boy and has named him Sparrow James Midnight Madden,her daughter is called Harlow Winter Kate Madden.Am I the only one who thinks these names are stupid or do other abers agree?
Those poor kids have to grow up with these names :(

[daffy654]

You like the name 'Sparrow' for a child? You are more mental than I previously thought you were ;-) lol

[Sqad]

No, I think the names are very appropriate for the type of adults that they are going to grow up to be...endulged, druggies, thick as two short planks and a total barnacle on the @rse of society.

[yinyang]

I don't know what's worse - cellebrities and their stupid names or people that take ordinary names and spell them in ridiculous ways. There is a girl in the year below my two called ' Jorja ' !

I think I'd rather be called Sparrow than Jorja..

[daffy654]

Typical answer from you Sqad ;-)......sad thing is you are probably not too far from the truth!

[zzxxee]

well look at other examples of celebrity childrens names
apple and moses (gwyneth paltrows kids)
sunday rose (nicolekidmanns daughter)
moon unit zappa (frank zappas daughter)
zowie bowie(david bowies son0
I THINK HARLOW AND SPARROW GOT OFF QUITE LIGHTLY LOL

[daffy654]

yingyang...that was probably the result of parents who can't spell.lol

[zzxxee]

CANT BE ANY WORSE AND I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE A FRIEND NAMED HER DAUGHTER MEGAN NOT BAD YOU SAY SURNAME BACON THINK ABOUT IT?
MY OLD COLLEGE TUTOR??? RUSSEL SPROUT

[daffy654]

These idiots who give their children daft names are not thinking of how the child will feel being stuck with that name (until old enough to change it legally),they just want to appear to be modern,trendy and 'different'.

[Sqad]

BabyA....just call it intuition.

Odd names remind me of the schoolboy jokes:

Primrose Hill and Fanny Green.......makes me laugh just thinking about them....LOL LOL

[zzxxee]

my brother says he new someone called justin case ?
im not so sure though hes a bit of a practicle joker lol

[China Doll]

There was a girl called Winter at my secondary school. I liked it.

[daffy654]

One of my nephews was friends with a boy called Blue...his mum changed religion to Islam and changed all of her 5 son's names to Islamic names years ago though.

[Sqad]

BabyA...the Fanny Green Joke...in short.

Catholic confessionals....dozen young men all confessed to having sex with Fanny Green.
On Sunday, half way through the sermon, church door opened and in walked this tall elegant woman with a bright green hat, bright green blouse, bright green faired skirt and wearing highly polished bright green high heeled shoes.
The vicar looked up and said "Is that Fanny Green?"
Voice from a little kid in the congregation piped up
" No father, it is just the reflection from her shoes"

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[craft1948]

the UK's most popular childrens' names list was published yesterday but it's apparently wrong (I jest not) because the boys' names did not include Mohammed......