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Getting Old
Four old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in.
One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your trousers and pants and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his trousers and pants.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all four old ladies happily yelled in unison, "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your trousers and pants and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his trousers and pants.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all four old ladies happily yelled in unison, "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
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