Bad gift ideas please

[NoMercy]

What present can I get for someone I don't particularly like? I'm friends with her sister, who's lovely.

I don't want something that screams "I like you because you're really sweet, king and always put others before yourself!"

I want something that subtlely says, "You're an irritatng, asinine, and ghastly carbuncle on what would otherwise be a perfect family, and you dress like a chav. I wish you'd emigrate."

There is no budget.

[NoMercy]

Oooh... Cara.... you could be onto something there.

[joggerjayne]

No budget?

Or no limit?

[joggerjayne]

A road atlas

[joggerjayne]

Yes, Abdul ... I believe they do !

[Mustardmit]

Why don't you just be honest with yourself and her and not get her anything?

[NoMercy]

Abdul... I like it.

JJ... subtlety is the key.... how about a pink lycra miniskirt. ?

[NoMercy]

Mustard... that would just be petty. And afterall, she always gets me something really tasteful... ahem...

[joggerjayne]

One of those donkeys wearing a sombrero ?

[NoMercy]

Yes... a Spanish fan and some castanets....

You can't go wrong with a pair of knackers and a f@nny....

[Marijn]

Don't buy a present for someone you don't like. She won't get you one next time then. It's got to stop at some point, hasn't it, or are you going to get her presents for the rest of your life?

[society]

you've inspired me JJ. how about a piñata lol

[NoMercy]

But that wouldn't be any fun, notafish !

Birthday dress, £19.99 (New Look)

Shoes, £25 (Shoe Zone)

Perfume, £3.50 (The Butter Market)

The look on her face when she opens my gift, F***ing Priceless !

[yinyang]

Nothing says 'happy birthday' quite like a giant fluffy microbe! You can even select which bacteria would be most appropriate for her -

http://www.firebox.co...iant-Microbes?via=cat

[sara3]

cheap, no-name perfume.

or cheap name perfume!

[webbo3]

one way ticket to coventry.



Dave.

[NoMercy]

Some really good ideas coming in...

Yinyang... she likes anything fluffy and cuddly, and probably wouldn't get the joke.

Loving the idea of getting her a goody bag full of femfresh products...