What is your earliest memory of doing something you knew was bad

[RJUKL]

but did it anyway. I remember at age three I fed my baby brother old pieces of bread that my mother had put out for the birds, knowing it was dirty. He was in his high chair in the garden. I remember doing it deliberately to harm him!

[ummmm]

Too much to mention...

I coloured my Nans stairs in with permanent marker....never got into trouble for that. Probably because that was quite mild compared with what I could get up to...

I broke a lot of bones as a kid....lol

[craft1948]

When I was about 3 my sister was caught trying to make me eat worms.........I was a model child.

[RJUKL]

Craft, your sister was probably a bit like me at age three and was jealous of the interloper.

[AB Editor]

Your own bones Ummm?

Someone I know who was brought up in Thailand used to find Puffer fish, make them grow big by scaring them, and then pop them!

Kid's eh?

Spare Ed

[craft1948]

true RJUKL.....my sister is 2 years older than me and my brother is 10 years younger..........we both hated him.

[RJUKL]

I also broke an egg on top of my baby brother's head when I was about five and him two. There was only one egg (we kept chickens) and I told my mother there were no eggs in the egg box even although egg was running down my brother's head.I must have been a dim child.

[mccfluff]

i remember scribbling on the walls and blaming it on my brother

[Booldawg]

I remember climbing into the concrete coal bunker just after having a bath and coming out looking like a miner. And smashing milk bottles up the road.

[RJUKL]

Because I can remain anonymous I can confess to the pretty awful act of tasting my own pee pee. I mjust have been 2/3 years old and had done it in a chamber pot which I then poured into a cup. I think this was either just as my brother was newly born or even before. We had an outside lav with a wooden seat and you had to chuck something down every now and again to deal with the ****.

[ummmm]

Yeah my own bones Ed...lol

I'm still waiting for the arthritis they said I'll get.....

I remember one time...after doing some sewing in my bedroom I put the needle in the carpet so I could find it again. Forgot about it.....decided to do some gymnastics and landed on the forgotten needle. It went straight through my toe. Went downstairs to show my Dad....he went mad. I'm effing sick and tired of taking you to the effing hospital...get your effing shoes on.....I can't Dad...theres a needle in my toe...pmsl.

[ummmm]

Don't worry RJ....apparently I ate my own poo from my potty. They still talk about it now :-(

[AB Editor]

Impressive Umm!

Spare Ed

[ummmm]

Full of class me :-)

[snags]

''i remember scribbling on the walls and blaming it on my brother''

I used to do that too... my sister was too young to be able to talk and defend herself ;-p

[craft1948]

When my daughter was about 2 or 3 she pulled all the heads off the neighbours tulips.

[ummmm]

Nasty Little Bustard :-)

[Quentin_Crisp]

Thanks ummmm - somehow my sandwich doesn't look so appetising at the moment :0(

[mccfluff]

i'm sure i was meaner to him but i can't rememeber - selective memory

ooo i do remember watching him eat and enjoy prawn toast then tellign him it had prawns int it, he was veggie at the time. ithink i was about 16......

[Bbbananas]

My sister was (is) 5 years younger than me. When she was little she had a notepad and wrote on the top of every page 'Bu55er. Sh1t. T1t.' I confiscated the notebook and blackmailed her for about a year - if she didn't tidy my bedroom/ make me a drink/ do my chores etc etc, then I threatened to show my mum the book.

Years later I felt really guilty about this - but when I talked about it to my sister about 2 years ago - she didn't remember any of it!