Why you shouldn't talk to a drunk.

[wildwood]

I was getting a few groceries at my local supermarket where I selected:

A litre of lite white milk
A carton of eggs
A litre of orange juice
A lettuce
A jar of coffee
A kg of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt at the check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

"You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk as to my marital status..


Curiosity getting the better of me, I said "Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?"


The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

[kat1]

Brilliant!!!!!

[NoMercy]

Whatever happened to beer goggles?

[dizmouk2009]

He probably said it to about 30 people that night, did he look like he had been slapped and punched repeatedly?

[rockyracoon]

Lol, very funny.