Health Warnings On Alcoholic Drinks

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Additional warnings on all alcoholic drink containers are under consideration, including :-


Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a ninja

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning

Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers

Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Alan

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you

Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy

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