The Beer 'Prayer'

[A.Guest]

Our lager, and hops in barrels.
Allowed be my drink.
They will be drunk
(I will be drunk)
At home as in the Tavern.
Give us this day
Our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For mine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager.
For ever and ever.
Barmen.

[Mr-Marvel]

LOL, excellent.

[pjm007]

Nice one! Sounds like something Al Murray would say.