Eyes down forrrrrrrrrrrrrr BINGO DAVE

[legendis.god]

eyes down for your first number



bingo dave is heree


so its 88 two fat ladies

and they still wouldnt have him


onits own bingo dave oops i mena number1


1 and 7 daves iq


key to the door 21

or in daves case , in the halfway hostel before 9.30 or its a night in a ditch again





3 and 5 daves giro amount


daves dozen 11



he cant count








1 more than daves iq number 2







i more than number 2 the price of daves white cider

yes

its 3









come on now

if you get all the numbers dont call house

or bingo dave will get jealous as he lives in a halfway hostel.


lol

[DingoDave]

Ah bingo halls................ive got a mate called fatgingerjock,he lives in the reef and he usually goes to bingohalls to try and pull as their usually full of old and fat women,its been 20 years now and the only thing he's pulled is his rice of grain sized member in frustration that no woman likes him or even looks at him,he reckons its because he's a "confirmed bachelor" and does'nt need or want a woman,but we all know its because he's obese,unwashed,slimey,unfunny and knows nothing about how to treat a woman! lol! i may even phone my mate,or maybe even email him tonight...

[DingoDave]

Someone tell will woka that he's missing an oompah loompah,or that the wizard of oz is missing a munchkin,eh dwarfy?

[DingoDave]

Willy wonka even!

[NoMercy]

Dear oh dear! Can you not at least attempt to approximate cordiality????

[A.Guest]

Well, well, well DinglyDave - you question that people may be talking about you


DingoDave
Thurs 09/04/09
17:16


Thats not a nice thing to say nomercy,they cant be talking about me!

then you openly offer a tirade of abuse on here. Keep taking the tablets son!

[DingoDave]

Sorry aguest do you expect me to be the butt of abuse with any comeback? Dont be such a thicko!

[A.Guest]

Hey Dingles. I don't recall anyone abusing you. That would almost be impossible I guess.

[legendis.god]

butt?

as in

youre an arse?

lol

bingo dave




eyes downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[DingoDave]

Hey Dingles. I don't recall anyone abusing you. That would almost be impossible I guess.

I can imagine thats what you tell children in your area?lol!

[DingoDave]

Leg.............woman.............get one.

[A.Guest]

Hi Knobby. Never fear a chimp or dingo - especially when they are one and the same.

[DingoDave]

How can any of you associate yourselves with someone that has'nt had a woman for as long as leg has'nt? His nuts must be like marrows now,unfortunately his penis is still like a toothpick!lol!

[A.Guest]

Knobby - a little ironic that the green Dangley goes to Aunt Agness for help - when we all know he is totally beyond it.,

[DingoDave]

Dogs bite...
chimps attack...
leg wobbles...