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I'm going to the BF's sisters in Cardiff for the weekend....
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She Who Could Easily Be Christine Hamilton's doppelganger - both in looks and personality (it's gotta be better than Edwina Currie or, God Forbid, Cherie Blair....)
Now the old bird aint that bad once she's got a few gins inside of her - but before the gin-relaxant has sunk in she can be a bit, shall we say, snooty. And to her, anyone outside of Wales and North of London is "a Northerner", and therefore foreign and common.
How can I impress her without being obsequious (I had to spellcheck that; a rarity for me)? Flowers? More Gin? M&S Finest Truffles? I would try the standing on the table with my skirt round my ankles singing "I Did It My Way", but I think that ought to wait until at least after the after-dinner mints.
I could tell her today's earlier Stories of Lil's Embarrassments... but I think only Lincolnshire people 'get' the humour of that.
What can I do?
Now the old bird aint that bad once she's got a few gins inside of her - but before the gin-relaxant has sunk in she can be a bit, shall we say, snooty. And to her, anyone outside of Wales and North of London is "a Northerner", and therefore foreign and common.
How can I impress her without being obsequious (I had to spellcheck that; a rarity for me)? Flowers? More Gin? M&S Finest Truffles? I would try the standing on the table with my skirt round my ankles singing "I Did It My Way", but I think that ought to wait until at least after the after-dinner mints.
I could tell her today's earlier Stories of Lil's Embarrassments... but I think only Lincolnshire people 'get' the humour of that.
What can I do?
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Do you know redman - I would absolutely love to.. And I would - if I thought she would find it funny.
I have met her 3 times now (in 3 years.....) - and I do have a fondness for the old girl like I said - once she's imbibed of the gin or the champers (they live it up - it's a posh part of Cardiff). Maybe if I gave her a bouquet of leeks and walked in the door shouting 'Oggy Oggy Oggy' ???
I have met her 3 times now (in 3 years.....) - and I do have a fondness for the old girl like I said - once she's imbibed of the gin or the champers (they live it up - it's a posh part of Cardiff). Maybe if I gave her a bouquet of leeks and walked in the door shouting 'Oggy Oggy Oggy' ???
What was you thinking of measuring fluff?!!!
4getmenot - I agree with you. I am just that - myself. If she don't like it, she knows what she can do!!! (I have had 2 invites back, so can't be that bad...) I think she's just grateful her little brother has managed to hold onto a girlfriend for such a long time - even if I am from the North and common as muck.
4getmenot - I agree with you. I am just that - myself. If she don't like it, she knows what she can do!!! (I have had 2 invites back, so can't be that bad...) I think she's just grateful her little brother has managed to hold onto a girlfriend for such a long time - even if I am from the North and common as muck.
its was duct tape, i was thinking more along the lines on bondage........
anyway he plays in a band and if i want to pop into the pub he's practising at tonight, that would be good , little does he know that although he is very sexy going home and sticking my feet up and getting an early night is more appealing, bugger i am getting old :-(
anyway he plays in a band and if i want to pop into the pub he's practising at tonight, that would be good , little does he know that although he is very sexy going home and sticking my feet up and getting an early night is more appealing, bugger i am getting old :-(
Or she could be tucked up by 10!
Salla, it sounds like her problem and not yours. And I wouldn't say you are common - in fact I'd say you were extremely rare indeed. Take her a nice bottle of plonk and a hand tied bouquet just to thank her for her hospitality and stuff her if she thinks it is not good enough.
Salla, it sounds like her problem and not yours. And I wouldn't say you are common - in fact I'd say you were extremely rare indeed. Take her a nice bottle of plonk and a hand tied bouquet just to thank her for her hospitality and stuff her if she thinks it is not good enough.
Good advice Barmaid, and thank you. Very rare indeed - I like that. Like a barely touched fillet steak!
Sqaddie sqaddie sqadlet - you know Plaid comes second to you....But I have to have someone to distract myself with in between your visits.... I don't complain about your missus now, do I ? Don't be such a grump.
Sqaddie sqaddie sqadlet - you know Plaid comes second to you....But I have to have someone to distract myself with in between your visits.... I don't complain about your missus now, do I ? Don't be such a grump.
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