Fancy dress wedding.......some suggestions please

[BarnaWill]

Hi all,

I have a fancy dress wedding to go in a few weeks, and I was hoping for some suggestions....we have to go as something beginning with the bride & groom's names - J or V.

I was thinking Viking, but that could be very hot (end of july, near Paris).

Any thoughts? The funnier the better, really.
Ta.

[dotty.]

Jack and Vera Duckworth

[bimbo123456]

Good grief they couldn't have chosed more difficult initials could they??? How about Jobsworth and Volcanoe....the Jobsworth could just be a clipboard (and an official type flat cap if you can find one. Volcano....buy a cheap hat and customise it..... enjoy.

[wiggal]

Umm, Jester??

[Bummle]

Do you have to go as J AND V or could you go as t totally unrelated Js or Vs?

[Buenchico]

Janitor?
http://lparchive.org/...e%2021/92-janitor.jpg

Village idiot?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_nB2Pv7cTw

[sandyRoe]

Jesu and Veronica( who wiped his face with a towel)

[BarnaWill]

I can go as a V or a J.
My wife can't go, so I'm going solo but know lots of the other guests obviously.
It's near Paris, end of July, so I don't want to be too hot since I'll be in the costume from the midday wedding well into the small hours of the following day.
Some interesting ideas so far, but I just know there's a cracker out there somewhere....

[vodkancoke]

Jack Sparrow

[Bummle]

Well how about The Joker from Batman?

[erin-x]

Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction? Would be quite easy :)

[erin-x]

I would also say that Jigsaw from Saw would be quite easy but maybe not for a wedding! haha :) What about Van Gogh since it's near Paris? Just wrap a bandage round your head lol

[joko]

vicar, jordan, a vulcan (mr spock of star trek, voldemort

[rowanwitch]

'V' from v for Vendetta

[Buenchico]

Jester?
http://www.bats.uk.ne...jester-in-costume.jpg

[hc4361]

Jitterbug-er
Vera Lynn - classy 1940s
Jailbird
Jeeves
Michael Jackson
Viking
Virgin Mary
Joker from Batman
Jesus
Vagabond (tramp)
Vulcan (Star Trek)
Vamp
Vampire
Jackie Onassis - classy 60s
Jordan - fake boobs
Joseph in a technicolour dreamcoat
Vivian - The Young Ones - studenty dropout
Johnny Onion - striped tshirt, moustache and onion garland
Johnny Reggae Reggae - dreadlocks
Joe Bugner - satin shorts and boxer gloves
Vincent Price - dracula
Jerry - a mouse
Jive bunny - 50s rock and roll with bunny ears
Juggler - load of balls
John Bull - Union Flag waistcoat and top hat

[what..the?]

julius caesar - in a robe that would be 'cool'

[dave50]

Stay at home with your wife, cant stand fancy dress.

[karenmac60]

Don't suppose vagina would go down too well....

[McMouse]

karen I suppose it depends on which vagina one's going down on.