Oh, Poo ... Smelly !

[joggerjayne]

I dropped a bottle of Thai Fish Sauce on my kitchen floor a few minutes ago.

It smashed and went ... well, everywhere.

And OMG ... it REALLY ponks !!!

The whole kitchen is fishy ponky.

Thank goodness Olive is in tomorrow.

Maybe I could stay out of there until then.

I think I've got it on my feet as well.

[tenrec]

Lucky Olive!

[boxtops]

I wish I had an Olive - you don't know how lucky you are, I'd have to clean it up myself.... (or the catz would lick it up)

[joggerjayne]

Well, I've wiped it up, but it still smell.

Olive does a sort of hot water and Flash clean thing, and the kitchen smells fab.

[joggerjayne]

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[ummmm]

What are you doing with a bottle of Thai fish sauce? Thought you didn't cook....

[joggerjayne]

I am the new Delia !

[sunny-dave]

Gordon Bennett - JJ in latex gloves

<staggers away in amazement and fear> ;)

[joggerjayne]

What I was doing with a bottle of Fish Sauce was putting some HP Sauce back in the cupboard, and I went to move the Fish Sauce and sodding dropped it.

=0(

[ummmm]

Should have kept it in the fridge :-)

[B00]

Ring Olive now, no point having a lackey if they don't clear up spillages immediately.

[sandyRoe]

Is that the same Olive who had a part in On the Busses?

[joggerjayne]

Olive is not a "lackey".

Olive does a little cleaning, and I am one of her customers.

[yogi-bear]

Wish I had Olive's number, JJ....ring her and tell her that her day tommorrow is going slighty pongy........think she'll take the bait?

Get it?


ok...where's me coat :0(

[joggerjayne]

Should it have been in the fridge??

I don't know how long it had been in the cupboard.

[yogi-bear]

Talking of bait....think I flushed it out eventually on the other thread...missed the reply though.......whoever zapped it.......:0) x

[NoMercy]

I dropped a heavy bag of shopping on the kitchen floor when I got home and broke the floor tile. Mercifully the wine didn't break or else my night would have been ruined.

[jno]

Olive in fish sauce, sounds divine.

[micmak]

I dropped a bottle of beer, it didn't break it exploded. It took ages to clean up. Walls, ceiling, cupboards, fridge etc. You could smell beer for weeks. I hope you have better luck with the fishy smell JJ.

[jno]

you want to try putting it in the freezer overnight and forgetting about it, MM. Just a dull thud in the middle of the night, then the next morning picking fragments of glass and frozen foam out of everything.

[joggerjayne]

I might just open a window in the kitchen, and keep the door closed until Olive comes in.