Lager

[Pharlap]

A man goes to see his doctor. What’s the matter he asks and the man explains that when he makes love he doesn’t get any feeling. Like you’r not touching the sides asks the doc and the man says thats’s a great way to explain it. The doc asks what he drinks and the man says lager. That’s your trouble says the doc, lager shrivels things up, you should drink plenty of bitter and off the man goes. Some months later the doc sees the man in the street, how’s the sex life asks the doctor and the man replies fantastic thanks, good says the doc, drinking plenty of bitter and the man replies no i’ve got the wife on lager!