Would You Buy A Burger ...

[joggerjayne]

... from this man ?

http://www.dailymail....ealth-inspectors.html

Blooouuuughhhhh !!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

anagram - "A Pretender".

[Prudie]

Slightly preferable to this pie
http://www.dailymail....oth-baked-inside.html

[Old_Geezer]

Looks like it has more to do with his brother Danny. Did they not learn the trade before plunging into it ? Maybe they need Gordon Ramsay in there to sort 'em out.

[joggerjayne]

Brilliant anagram, and fab (gross) pie !

nb. This is not just a dig at Peter Andre ...

Who is a fine person.

LOL

JJ
Team Katie

[joggerjayne]

But ... One Star ???

If I went down on the beach and gathered up the leftover chips from the seagulls, I'd get One Star, as long as I wiped the poop off before I served them.

[chaptazbru]

What's the problem JJ - all I can see is that a sink was in the wrong place and a few tiles were missing! Where are all the cockroaches and mouse droppings and greasy dishcloths etc etc etc? BIG overreaction.

[islasmum]

How can a sink be in the wrong place? I imagine that it is plumbed in?

[chaptazbru]

I haven't the faintest idea !

[joggerjayne]

I wonder if he's got his certificate on display in the coffee shop?

With a Post-It note saying ...

"I know I got the lowest possible hygiene score, but it's only because my sink was in the wrong place!"

Well, judging by the guy standing in the doorway in the picture, the house doughnuts seem to be selling well.

[chaptazbru]

That's what the article said JJ. Can't believe you prefer that *** Jordan to Pete !!! No accounting for taste.

[joggerjayne]

"Team Katie"

=0)

[chaptazbru]

Team Andre and Team Children.

[joggerjayne]

x

[chaptazbru]

ditto

[joggerjayne]

Like in GHOST !

[chaptazbru]

Yes, but I'm not saying I love you JJ (lol)

[tonyav]

Don't forget that those hands that he is serving food with have been all over that dirty minger Jordan.

[joggerjayne]

Rats ... I thought I was in with chappie, LOL.

LOL tony ... apparently she speaks highly of you.

=0)

[tonyav]

I should hope so jj.

[joggerjayne]

naturally x