That cucumber again...

[Jemisa]

9.
Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge?
Take a Cucumber slice and rub it along
the problematic hinge, and voila,
the squeak is gone!
10.
Stressed out and don't have time for
massage, facial or visit to the spa?
Cut up an entire Cucumber and
place it in a boiling pot of water,
The chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber
with react with the boiling water and be
released in the steam, creating a soothing,
relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce
stress in new mothers and college students
during final exams.
11.
Just finish a Business lunch and realize you
don't have gum or mints?
Take a slice of cucumber and press it to
the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30
seconds to eliminate bad breath.
the Phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your
Mouth responsible for causing bad breath.
12.
Looking for a 'green' way to clean your
faucets, sinks or stainless steel?
Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the
surface you want to clean.
Not only will it remove years of tarnish
and bring back the Shine, but is won't
leave streaks and won't harm Your
fingers or fingernails while you Clean.

13.
Using a Pen and made a mistake?
Take the outside of the Cucumber and
slowly use it to erase the pen Writing.
Also works great on crayons and markers That
the kids have used to decorate the Walls!!

(& there's no more thats yer lot)

[giveup]

Are you a member of the Cucumber Marketing Board? I had a squeaky door hinge and cured it by spraying with hair spray.

[Hopkirk]

I'm just waiting for JJ to give us her tip.

[rowanwitch]

long narrow table then put your cheese and pineapple sticks in a cucumber for an exciting narrow table centre at parties

[Smowball]

Not sure who finishes a business lunch and then has a cucumber conveniently in their pocket : )

[andrew1707]

I know a good use for a cucumber........just waiting for that 9pm watershed to pass before I tell you what it is ;-)

[jomifl]

I don't think many chaps would carry a cucumber around with them....

[rowanwitch]

Always useful for those That's never happened to me before moments

[Smowball]

lol andrew, naughty!

[andrew1707]

Sorry, it is Friday after all!

[grasscarp]

Very good to close eyes and have a cool slice on each. And they are only 50p at Iceland - well at my local one anyway.

[Ann]

These seem brilliant ideas Smowball - have you tried any? Do thery work? Are they in one of those little useful books of useless information - like 100 ways to use vinegar and how to use cold tea?

[Ann]

Sorry Jem it was you found them all - not Smowball :) couldn't see the name properly as the cucumber slices fell in my eyes! :))

[wolf63]

A.

Wash your mouth out. There is a rabbit joke there somewhere.