I know we have very tastes in the food department Miss Prim :-)
I do think the kebab idea is a good one, some cubed pork, lamb or chicken marinated in lemon juice and zest, some herbs thyme, oregano, parsley, rosemary, whatever you have in the cupboard or garden, a little garlic if you fancy, seasoning and a glug of olive oil. Leave for 30 mins min or as long as you like.
Cook in a hot frying pan with no additional oil and serve with the warmed naan, a crisp salad and if you are feeling brave and daring a yogurt dressing. The dressing is just plain yogurt with finely chopped mint, coriander or parsley a bit of crushed garlic (if you want) and some grated cucumber (if you fancy).