Friday the 13th

[mccfluff]

I'm not superstitious but today has not gone well and its only 9.23

wake up to see fatty hairy arse inches from my face
stumble down to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and put my hands on his stinky pants he left hanging from the door handle as "a joke"
walk to work - starts raining i;ve forgotten my brolly
Go to sainsburys - high point- get free cookies but go to till to pay for rest of the items and they won;t accept my £50 so had to scrabble for change in my bag
then get to work, some Snag has left a tap running which ended up flooding upstairs/downstairs

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


and what's next, what could possible happen to me next?

[ummmm]

You are going to lose your shoes again and will have to walk home bare feet. You will put your back out looking for them. When you get home Murph will scratch you and you will have a bad reaction to it.

[ummmm]

To blot it all out you decide to get drunk and you end up sleeping with fatty.

[excelsior-1]

sorry to read your day has started off badly mcfluff.

your other half sounds like an agreeable type .. fatty hairy arse

just don't walk under any black cats later - and hopefully your day will get better.
put the kettle on and relax with a cuppa.

shall i come round and massage your feet to relax you?

[mccfluff]

now i feel sick

*note to self do not drink tonight*

[excelsior-1]

nb
i do look like sean connery .. if that will aid in your decision

[jno]

had to scrabble for change in my bag

When I think my own life is bad, what with being a leper, having to live in the middle of the M1 etc, it's good to be reminded that others are worse off.

[mccfluff]

lol
i may not walk under a black cat my murph will certainly stomp over me at some point tonight. A foot rubbing would be nice thanks

[gness]

Tell you what Fluff. I`ll keep well away from you today. That`ll be something good for you. :-)

[mccfluff]

gness, i think i want you around me, that way all the silly stuff can happen to you

i just split my tea over my desk

[ummmm]

Lol....

[whiskeryron]

Dscribe how you split tea.

[mccfluff]

i used a centrifuge and sperated the tea/water/milk elements into seperate test tubes, i then poured that mess all over my desk

[gness]

Fluff. You`ve cottoned on. Why do you think I have so many friends? I`m the equivalent of a lightening conductor. x

[ummmm]

Lol Fluff. Very good answer.

[excelsior-1]

excellent ..

at least you still have your sense of humour

[McMouse]

Can't be doing with all this Friday 13th superstitious nonsense. Will get back to you all once I've removed Mrs McM shoes from the table and thrown some spilt salt over my shoulder.

[Dee Sa]

fluff whatever you do- dont cut your toe nails, my dear old supersticious gran said that was an omen for bad luck if done on Friday 13th, also dont open your front door to anyone you will let the devil in ! but I think, so far you have had enough for one day already,commiserations.

[Hopkirk]

Why wouldn't Sainsbugs accept your £50?

A complaint to Justin is probably justified.

[wolf63]

You could catch Cat Scratch Fever after Murphy greets you upon your return to her home that she lets you live in.

[nannybooby]

ahhh poor Mccfluff ,look on the briight side it might be an elastic £50 note and you could get thnrough the day and still have it in tact in your purse.You havemy sympathy with the fatty hairy arse never a good look , a nice young lady like you deserves better.