Addicted to internet porn...

[Jemisa]

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.

- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.

- When he sees a Beautiful girl , he wryly says, "Wow, I'd like to click on her." You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

[rojash]

"a 56k modem"

I think maybe this joke is showing its age :-)

[sunny-dave]

nay rojash lad - I think it were two baked bean cans and a piece of string in the original ...

[Jemisa]

What ya talking about rojash, mines a 56er is there any other? whats yours?

jem