The InLaws

[tinkerbell23]

Amuze me....

Inspired by gness an mrs O....

Tell me the crackers some inlaws have said to you!?

Mothers and their sons eh!?

Or even daddys and their daughters!!!

In my case its my mum who says all my friends look like models..but look at me :0/

What a clanger x

[gness]

When I got engaged my future MiL bought me eight pairs of huge airtex knickers.

[gness]

Oh, and three high neck twin sets. Remember twin sets?

[mrs_overall]

My evil MIL spends a minimum of £100 on Mr O and on each of the Junior O's at birthdays and Christmas.
I usually receive presents that cost less than £1. These gifts have included 3 face flannels one year and a 79p pack of bath cubes another year

[RATTER15]

When my Carakeel's mother first saw me, she commented "well he aint no oil painting"

[gness]

When we got married she came round every Saturday morning, changed the sheets and took them and OH`s washing to make sure it was properly clean.

[mrs_overall]

I don't know about that Ratter....there are several abstract paintings I have seen...

<<<<legs it>>>

[tinkerbell23]

Yours is the worst MrsO and i dont meant to laugh at you because you are lovely! Your MIL is a witch by the sounds!!!

Oooh gness LOL i remember hearing something about someone my gran knew who was pregnant a month or two after marriage and her mother slapped her one PMSL u think MIL was trying to avoid any hanky panky!?

Awwww ratter heheheheh u r a big strapping man cxx

[RATTER15]

^^^^^^ Cheeky!!!

Anyway, Carakeel is going to do an oil painting of me to prove a point!!

[gness]

I know she was Tinks.

[mrs_overall]

Thanks Tinks. She IS a witch but I am used to it now

[gness]

Are we going to see any more of Cara`s work Ratter?

[EcclesCake]

A lady I used to work with would go round to hers son's house and do the washing and cleaning. She continued to do this after he married, it stopped abruptly when she put a rather nice dry-clean only top of the new wife through the washing machine!!!

I would have had words long before the washing machine incident......

[tinkerbell23]

Omg the sheets- uurgh my exs gran used to send round things when we live together that i would obviously have and i felt really undermined like half tubes of toothpaste half loafs of bread etc- not even a BOGOF and make us up a wee bag- stuff out her cupboard!! Grrr

He played on it though and one time towels werent dry (wash some then and dont leave it all to me) and he went to hers whih was further away than my mums for a shower- showed me right up!

He passed college an on way to dinner (my treat) we popped in said we were heading for my treat chinese ..she said thats good...do u want a bowl of soup son!!!!! Pmsl!!! Xx

[chas2008]

Mother in law on her aniversary-

as its our 40th aniversary we going out to dinner ,we will ask jan & steve (their friends) if they want to come with us, if they cant make it do you (wifey & me) want to come !!!!....

[tinkerbell23]

Aww god and she didnt drink- and i wanted a bottle of wine one saturday! We visited her again and i was making eyes at him about 930 as if to say the shop will shut soon i want wine!!

He gets up and said "eh we better go because tinks wants a bottle of wine before the shop shuts" uuuh the look i got! She turned on me and said "dont you be having him speeding in his car to the shop to get a bottle
Of wine" For Funks Sake LOL x

[bookbinder]

My wife's younger sister is a school teacher, and she has a teaching degree, but my wife has no qualifications at all. Nevertheless, she is no dumbo. Her mother once introduced the two sisters to friends thus: "This is my eldest daughter [indicating my wife], and this is the clever one [indicating the younger sister]." Even though my mother-in-law has long since passed away, my wife still says that she could never forgive her mother for that remark.

[gness]

Know that feeling BB. When I took my mum to make her will she left everything to my sister and brother, pointed to me and said.....That one there can look after herself.

[lcg]

my m-i-l asked me if the baby i was carrying did belong to her eldest son (my hubby) and not her youngest son.....what she was thinking, i don't know. but i don't speak to her now. she is a first class bitch. me and mr kicker have not spoken to either m-i-l or f-i-l for over 15 years - and it's been heaven x

[tinkerbell23]

Jeez lcg! Why!? What an eejit!!

BB i dunno why some mums put their kids down- i will never forgive my mum for a few remarks!!!

Another being "no wonder *exs name* got rid of you who would have you" referring to abusive ex!!!

Aww gness- thats rubbish!.

[lcg]

and my mother said to mr kicker on the first meeting: 'i suppose you are like all the other Finance Specialists' - not that i had taken many boys home!!! it's taken 20 years to defrost the relationship, but they both still hate each other (me and my dad find it quite funny!) x