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FAO Sqad, Sloopy, Gness, NoM, Tony, et al
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Composed on the charabanc - back seat.
The AB Slapper - dedicated to Sqad and Mrs Sqad
Chatterbank tells of an AB girl around town,
Who's often found with her knickers pulled down,
Caked in Overall make-up, the gaudiest of brands,
Though this doesn't matter cos she's good with her hands,
With a fake Sloopy tan and a massive tony-like arse,
It takes just a NoM drink for a thumbs up to make a pass,
She smokes like a gness BBQ, she swears like a trooper,
But isn't bothered either way, she cannae give a fooker,
Her laugh reeks of Marval filth, she has a way with words,
Plus she aint really one of those posher Castle birds,
Her 'mates' all bitch and refer to her 'a moose',
But Sqad's son loves her cos she's so loose,
She's not on her own, yes, there's plenty more out there,
With their 'mummy' tattoos and their L'Oreal hair,
Oh what a gorgeous, and sweet sunny-dave cracker!
Such a pity Sqad's mistaken her for an AB slapper.
The AB Slapper - dedicated to Sqad and Mrs Sqad
Chatterbank tells of an AB girl around town,
Who's often found with her knickers pulled down,
Caked in Overall make-up, the gaudiest of brands,
Though this doesn't matter cos she's good with her hands,
With a fake Sloopy tan and a massive tony-like arse,
It takes just a NoM drink for a thumbs up to make a pass,
She smokes like a gness BBQ, she swears like a trooper,
But isn't bothered either way, she cannae give a fooker,
Her laugh reeks of Marval filth, she has a way with words,
Plus she aint really one of those posher Castle birds,
Her 'mates' all bitch and refer to her 'a moose',
But Sqad's son loves her cos she's so loose,
She's not on her own, yes, there's plenty more out there,
With their 'mummy' tattoos and their L'Oreal hair,
Oh what a gorgeous, and sweet sunny-dave cracker!
Such a pity Sqad's mistaken her for an AB slapper.
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