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Drinking - alcohol versus water

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starone | 17:37 Mon 24th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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To my FRIENDS who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hlt..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

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I just have to thank you though Star. That is very useful information.
21:58 Mon 24th Sep 2012
I just have to thank you though Star. That is very useful information.
"Water" load of nonsense. I have a ceramic water filter and it gets rid of all the bugs.
Nope JB - it stores them up and then releases them in controlled doses with every succeeding pint of Severn Trent ...

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