A Cucumber.........

[Jemisa]

A Cucumber a Pickle and a Penis


A Cucumber a Pickle and a penis are sitting around talking about how difficult each of their lives are. The cucumber says "I have it the toughest i get chopped up and put into salads." The pickle responds " well i get put into a jar for months filled with my own urine." The Penis looks at them both and laughs at them "You guys have it easy" "I get shoved into dark caves 4 days of the week and have to do pushups until I ....."



source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/hot/2#ixzz28NLUX6Bj

[starone]

Tee-hee, first joke of the day - made me laugh.

[marval]

HaHa

[DTCwordfan]

Some Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men

The average cucumber is at least eight inches long

Cucumbers stay hard for a week

Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count

Cucumbers don't get too excited

Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety

Cucumbers are easy to pick up

You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket and you know how firm it is before you take it home

Cucumbers can get away any weekend

With a cucumber you can get a single room and you won't have to check-in as Mrs Cucumber

A cucumber will always respect you in the morning

With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home

A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?"

Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore

With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once

Cucumbers can handle rejection

Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache

Cucumbers won't care what time of the month it is

Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet

Cucumbers won't give it up for Lent

With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry

Take you to confession You always know where a cucumber has been

A cucumber never has to call "the wife"

Cucumbers never want to take you home to Mum

Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy"

A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or seek custody of anything

Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month

Cucumbers won't make you go to the chemists

Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them

A cucumber a day keeps the OB-GYN away

A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat

With a cucumber you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the Flu season

A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library

A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray

Cucumbers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub

Cucumbers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall

Cucumbers don't have sex hangups

Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your boots on

Cucumbers aren't into rope & leather, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits & nuts
A cucumber will never leave you for another woman for another man for another cucumber

A cucumber will never call and say "I have to work late, Honey", and then come home smelling like another woman