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Ab Carols - Day Two
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Two more AB carols for you to be posted or pasted, however you see it. As said yesterday, just some silly seasonal fun for all, well most of you. If you missed Day 1, here's the link:
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Happy Christmas to the folk mentioned in here today!
Carol 3
The ABers that in Cazzz darkness sat
A plowter light have seen;
The light has shined on them who long
In shades of chilldoubt have been.
To hail You, the AnswerPrancer,
The gathering ABers depart;
Their joy as when Bluetoffee bears
His red grape harvest at home.
For Georgies and Islasmums remove
And break NoM’s bottle-cork
As in the day when Gness fell
Whence the German Brummie Fair.
To us a Bottle of hope is born,
To us a glass to giveup,
And on naomi’s shoulders ever rests
Her views on AB and heaven.
Dotty’s name shall be the Princess of Peace,
The AB-lasting Lady,
Bednobs the Wonderful, the Counsellor.
Apotheosis by all adored.
Ed’s righteous government and power
Shall over all ABers extend;
On judgment and Dee Sa justice based,
His Decisions shall have no end.
Carol 4.
There's a gnome old Ed
With a beard as white as smow,
Dressed in red from horseshoes to head,
As all you ABers know.
Soon our GrandpaJoe
Will be paying you a call,
He'll come just as bazile silently
As the badges when they fall.
Almost any Milvus day
He'll be on his Eddie way
With a kawakiri of happiness,
With a hopkirk of toys
For AB girls and boys
On The Ed's Claus Express.
Almost any night
When you're sleeping ichkeria tight
He'll be there at yogasun’s address;
Every chimney top is a Modeller’s stop
For the Ed's Gnome Claws Express.
He's got rabets and Ladybirder trains;
Anything Wiirone’s heart may crave;
But Ed hasn't got an awful lot
As Abers don’t pay, or for miscreants who don't behave;
So be very good
Do the Mr Incredible things you should,
Or Ed'll suspend your address;
If you're not "in Nonna dutch"
You'll get twice as much from
The Ed's Gnome Claws Express.
At B00's north pole,
There's a busy ladybird factory,
Making triggerhippy noise and toys
For tiggerblue jollity.
Near the smurfchops’ factory
There's a train of flobadob cars,
With that bearded knowabit
Who can travel like the shooty stars;
Almost any day
Ed'll be on his way
With a load of elvis happiness,
With lashley millions of dollars
For AB girls and boys
On The Ed's Gnome Jaws Express.
Almost any lcg night
When you're Bookbinder tight
He'll be there at your Pooka address;
Every chimney top is a hippyhoppy stop
For the Ed's Gnome Sores Express.
He's got Polarbears and china dolls,
Little SirAlec dogs that bark;
He's got ev'ry paddywak kind of animal
That they had in trt's Ark;
So be good today
For Ed's on his way
With a load of hammerman happiness;
With a methyl of toys
For AB girls and boys on
The Ed's Gnome Claus Express.
http://
Happy Christmas to the folk mentioned in here today!
Carol 3
The ABers that in Cazzz darkness sat
A plowter light have seen;
The light has shined on them who long
In shades of chilldoubt have been.
To hail You, the AnswerPrancer,
The gathering ABers depart;
Their joy as when Bluetoffee bears
His red grape harvest at home.
For Georgies and Islasmums remove
And break NoM’s bottle-cork
As in the day when Gness fell
Whence the German Brummie Fair.
To us a Bottle of hope is born,
To us a glass to giveup,
And on naomi’s shoulders ever rests
Her views on AB and heaven.
Dotty’s name shall be the Princess of Peace,
The AB-lasting Lady,
Bednobs the Wonderful, the Counsellor.
Apotheosis by all adored.
Ed’s righteous government and power
Shall over all ABers extend;
On judgment and Dee Sa justice based,
His Decisions shall have no end.
Carol 4.
There's a gnome old Ed
With a beard as white as smow,
Dressed in red from horseshoes to head,
As all you ABers know.
Soon our GrandpaJoe
Will be paying you a call,
He'll come just as bazile silently
As the badges when they fall.
Almost any Milvus day
He'll be on his Eddie way
With a kawakiri of happiness,
With a hopkirk of toys
For AB girls and boys
On The Ed's Claus Express.
Almost any night
When you're sleeping ichkeria tight
He'll be there at yogasun’s address;
Every chimney top is a Modeller’s stop
For the Ed's Gnome Claws Express.
He's got rabets and Ladybirder trains;
Anything Wiirone’s heart may crave;
But Ed hasn't got an awful lot
As Abers don’t pay, or for miscreants who don't behave;
So be very good
Do the Mr Incredible things you should,
Or Ed'll suspend your address;
If you're not "in Nonna dutch"
You'll get twice as much from
The Ed's Gnome Claws Express.
At B00's north pole,
There's a busy ladybird factory,
Making triggerhippy noise and toys
For tiggerblue jollity.
Near the smurfchops’ factory
There's a train of flobadob cars,
With that bearded knowabit
Who can travel like the shooty stars;
Almost any day
Ed'll be on his way
With a load of elvis happiness,
With lashley millions of dollars
For AB girls and boys
On The Ed's Gnome Jaws Express.
Almost any lcg night
When you're Bookbinder tight
He'll be there at your Pooka address;
Every chimney top is a hippyhoppy stop
For the Ed's Gnome Sores Express.
He's got Polarbears and china dolls,
Little SirAlec dogs that bark;
He's got ev'ry paddywak kind of animal
That they had in trt's Ark;
So be good today
For Ed's on his way
With a load of hammerman happiness;
With a methyl of toys
For AB girls and boys on
The Ed's Gnome Claus Express.
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