Forgive me for saying this, but, your list seems to be a bit....higgledy-piggledy - either go with all condiments, or all fresh produce - discount the eggs for a start, they might not get to the recipient in time.
How about a nice mug, a selection of teabags ((such as Earl Grey, Lapsang - and/or herbal teas, good quality coffee and drinking chocolate and some expensive biscuits
Or like you say, pickles, chutney and relishes - look for makes like Trenchermans - found in most big supermarkets
or again a nice mug or cup and saucer, some Twining Afternoon tea bags a victoria sponge, a dundee cake, some scones and a pot of jam
Or