I Am Mopping A Fevered Brow

[Barmaid]

Yes, Mr BM has the dreaded man flu. I have been making him tea, coffee and lemsip to order. I cooked him a special French Onion soup with some soft flatbread. I bought him orange juice and balm tissues.

Master BM on, the other had said "Dad are you dying?". Mr BM replied "Yes". Master BM said "Please don't, I hate funerals". Which made me laugh, but Mr BM's sense of humour has disappeared. He has also developed a rather odd taste in music - he is now listening to Celine Dion "my Heart must go on" and on and on and on.......

So what else can I do for my poorly boy?

[Barmaid]

And just to add insult to injury, I was meant to be having a boozy lunch with my mate who is in town. But he too has man flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gavmacp]

Take him straight to A&E!!!!!

[ummmm]

I think you should put him out of his misery and shoot him.

[Barmaid]

lol Gavmacp.

[shoota]

I always feel better if my nurse is wearing a petite peignoir and a smile.....

[Baldric]

man flu is a figment of the imagination imho!
leave him to it

[boxtops]

I recommend Beechams all in one - excellent stuff, works on OH. You can't take anything else with it, though. Much better than Lemsip, IMO

[Barmaid]

I cant do that Shoota, we have son of Mr BM here!!!!!!!!

[B00]

"So what else can I do for my poorly boy? "

Lock the door behind you on the way out to do some retail therapy ;-)

[EcclesCake]

Smother him?





with love?

[Barmaid]

I might pick some of them up at the shop Boxy.

Ummm, that made me laugh. You get best answer.

[albaqwerty]

make him a pint of dark rum toddy BM xx

[Gavmacp]

Look I am being serious playing Celiine Dion is a very serious brain condition. If you are not quick it may not be reversed!!

[aelmpvw]

now i know there are two confirmed cases i'm starting to feel a bit rough myself

[Barmaid]

And B00 if it wasn't for the fact that I HATE shopping, that would be best answer!

Eccles, I suppose, smothering him will be quieter than shooting him?

Bless, I know he is making a bit of a fuss (which is entirely unlike him), but he does look terrible.

[shoota]

Give him (Master BM) 2/6d and send him to the pictures....

[Buenchico]

Tea? Coffee? Lemsip?

Don't they teach women anything these days? The only known cure for man flu is whiskey!

[Barmaid]

we've progressed Gav to Ronan Keating. Not entirely sure that is progression, mind.

[craft1948]

Is shoota morphing into Sqad?

[Barmaid]

lol, Shoota. Master BM isn't allowed out alone (learning difficulties).

Chris, for a scot he is an aberration. He HATES whisky. The only person who drinks whisky in this house is me.