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mccfluff | 20:09 Fri 29th Mar 2013 | ChatterBank
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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57577061/for-sizzle-company-offers-bacon-flavored-condoms/

what flavour would you like?

i wonder if there would be a market for stinking bishop???
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It's pretty sad if the only way you can get a blow job is to make it bacon flavoured. er..where do they sell these by the way?
20:25 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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stinking bishop flavour - would that the condom equivalent of plain crisps?
20:10 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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but why and baconlube??? there are weird people out there
20:13 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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One bacon-flavoured condom coming up, dearie. Would you like ketchup with that?
20:14 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Hardly much demand among Islamists and Zionists!
20:16 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Don't like condoms. Prefer to feel the man....
20:16 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Minging. They won't taste anything like bacon. They'll just taste of powdery, rubbery, meat :-/

I would like to see the flavors that you get with those Jelly Beans you can get. What are they called, Jelly bean factory or summat? You get Vanilla, coffee, tooti fruiti, that kind of thing.
Yep, I reckon there'd be an increase in safe sex if you could get those flavors...
20:17 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Cracklin(g) Rosie ?
20:17 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Ooo err....
20:18 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Oooh, just had a thought....

What about Rosé condoms, or chardonnay? They would be winners! :)
20:19 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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would you end up smelling of bacon???

lol i don't want to thing about this too much, i might put myself off bacon!
20:19 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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LOL - I wonder if they're kosher. If not, good luck to any Jewish blokes who want to be blowed with one on!
20:22 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Would go well with the sausage
20:23 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Kermit the frog smells of bacon.
allegedly
20:24 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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It's pretty sad if the only way you can get a blow job is to make it bacon flavoured.


er..where do they sell these by the way?
20:25 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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arghhhhhhh thats a horrible thought, i hate kermit
20:25 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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LOL @ ap :))))))
20:25 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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lol ludwig, that's just made me crack up, if a guy tries to pull you with the promise of bacon for breakfast
20:27 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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I've deleted 4 typed out answers.
because I just know it would be taken the wrong way.
20:27 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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ludwig
It's pretty sad if the only way you can get a blow job is to make it bacon flavoured.


You like yours smoked then, Ludwig?
20:28 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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noooooo don;t edit MT :-)
20:29 Fri 29th Mar 2013

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