Kids

marval | 15:47 Fri 03rd May 2013 | Jokes

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A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.

"I didn't know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip.

"Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn't find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter."

"What!" exclaimed mum, choking on her tea.

"Oh, don't worry. I didn't use the new fly swatter. I used the old one."

"What is your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the new year.

"He's a magician," said the small boy.

"How interesting! What's his favourite trick?"

"Sawing people in half."

"Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"Yes. One half-brother and two half-sisters."

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.

"How did that happen?” gasped her mother.

"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."

A mother took her little boy to church.

While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."