Mix all ingredients for pastry together with a little lemon zest.
Make into ball (leave in fridge for an hour if you have time) and roll out.
Line a deep greased dish 20 cm square.
Mix condensed milk, egg yolks, lemon juice and zest.
Put in pastry case.
Beat egg whites and sugar till stiff.
Put on top of lemon mixture.
I'm pretty sure if B00 can get hold of Choritzo then pasta won't be a problem (empty a Pot Noodle on the table and throw away the powder and coloured bits?).
My nephew's paella and its million variation
Turkey stew in the slow cooker
King prawns with ginger
Caramel apple croissants
chocolate dipped strawberries
Roast dinner, especially my roast potatoes. I don't make fancy stuff but can knock together a meat and two veg type meal that any omnivore would be happy to eat :)