Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Firstly owing to technical issues both Nungate and Igor will not be in attendance I think Frank has something to do with it .

So...the show must go on. This evenings Tailcock is the Mighty Woff-le a nice subtle brew with a dribble of cream and a splash of Maple Syrup. A buffet has been provided and the usual canopies and volley vents are available. On the pudding trolley we have various Cheesecakes with many jugs of cream (the cows have been working hard). We have a new band this evening The Turnside Twitchers who will be playing some of their own material but I believe they will be doing requests - just drop your request in the hat.

On the entertainment front the race track has been opened and in the games room we have brought out the Air Hockey and various board games.

Hot tub is bubbling away and the mini bar has been fully replenished

For the Rofl I have to offer
1 pair of slipper pumps (both torn)
1 primark carrier bag (small)
one speedway ticket for GP used
one dodgy dvd remote (may need batteries)

Igor has said to let you all know Frank has been sent to college to learn how to be a minion. Carriages at midnight.

[queenofmean]

I shall be in attendance but I'm GP'ing tonight so will be about between heats

[tonyav]

Evening your queenofmeanship, sorry to hear that her nungateship and Igor are experiencing some technical issues ( do you think Frank is taking revenge c'us he dosn't want to go to minion collage ? ).
A bucket of that Mighty Woffle for me I think ( do we have to serve our selves tonight ? ).
For the roffle I have one box of genuine Scottish short cakes all the way from Edinburgh empty, they were delicious.

[queenofmean]

I think Plant is around to do the bucket and serving Tony.

I think so Frank can be a strange one at times :/

[tonyav]

Ah so Plant is minioning tonight then. I'd keep my eye on that Frank if I were you, queenie !.

[queenofmean]

yeah he is. I like Plant though such a jolly chap :)

I have to he's such a nuisance!

[tonyav]

Plant a nuisance ?, queenie. Seems such a nice chap to me.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Queenie and Tony. Sorry to hear nungate and igor are having technical problems. Do send them my love. Sad to say that I do not think poor Frank would be bright enough to have much to do with it.
As the Autumn Equinox is upon us and the new season officially starts tomorrow I bring to the rifle the remnants of summer.
Packet of drinking straws, only two used. Packet of paper plates, almost pristine. The red bits are raspberry juice, not blood. Slightly used packet of paper napkins, mostly used for mopping up spilled alcohol.
May I help myself?

[tonyav]

Evening Daisy, some interesting roffile prizes there I must say, however I notice that there is no used disposable barbecue among the prizes ?.

[queenofmean]

Evening Daisy

I'm thinking I might let nungate borrow my laptop and she can join you all I'm a little sad as Tai has had to withdraw tonight so I might just curl up with my book :)

[DaisyNonna]

Did think about it Tony but you never know when it might come in handy.
We have had some major gas leaks around here recently.
Would hate to be completely without cooking facilities.

[DaisyNonna]

Oh dear, Queenie, thought he was tipped to do really well tonight.

[queenofmean]

He's still leading but he crashed in his first heat and he's dislodged the work he had done to keep the bone in place. He's due to have surgery tomorrow and hopefully he will rest and be ready in 2 weeks to take the championship. I'm gutted I really am he is so dedicated and he did well to try but it must be killing him

[DaisyNonna]

Ouch!

[lady-janine]

hello.

[queenofmean]

Very ouch...poor lad was in tears

LADY J.......HELLLOOOOOO

[DaisyNonna]

Evening, LadyJ. Do try the Mighty Woffle. Has quite a punch!

[lady-janine]

i have some riffle prizes for tonight:

3 x used and totally useles mini bbqs
half-used can of silly string
3 doz almost deflated balloons
slightly stale home made loaf
lemon slices only used once (for my gin)

are any of these of use?

[DaisyNonna]

Mentioning technicalities, I just had to sign in!

[lady-janine]

hi queenie - do hpe he makes a full recovery - sooon.

hi daisy.

don't seem to get much time in the evening call my own so it is especially good to be here this evening.

[lady-janine]

only a very small drinkie for me as i still have quite a bit to do and i need to be able to concentrate.

sorry to be a party pooper.