Poets Talk More Sense Than Politicians..

[humbersloop]

...Carol Ann Duffy's latest, "22 Reasons for the Bedroom Tax"


Because the Badgers are moving the goalposts.
The Ferrets are bending the rules.
The Weasels are taking the hindmost.
The Otters are downing tools.
The Hedgehogs are changing the game-plan
The Grass-snakes are spitting tacks.
The Squirrels are playing the blame-game.
The Skunks are twisting the facts.
The Pole-cats are upping the ante.
The Foxes are jumping the gun.
The Voles are crashing the party.
The Stoats are dismantling the Sun.
The Rabbits are taking the biscuit.
The Hares are losing the plot.
The Eagles are kicking the bucket.
The Rats are joining the dots.
The Herons are throwing a curveball.
The Shrews are fanning the flames.
The Field mice are sinking the 8-ball.
The Swans are passing the blame.
And the Pheasants are draining the oil from the tank-
but only the Bustards have broken the bank.

[Baldric]

Poor woman needs a lay-down by the sound of it!

[humbersloop]

bu66er orf balders, she's great

[gness]

Ooooo...like that, Sloopy...thanks! x

[sunny-dave]

Saw this in The Graun yesterday - excellent :+)

[ichkeria]

It's a poet's job to do poetry and a politician's job to have the p**s taken out of him/her.

As it is it seems a mite unfair to the animals :-)