didn't see either of these, but I don't know why yours was removed unless the flippancy was seriously out of place. But perhaps someone thought that, as you'd apologised for it, you wouldn't mind if it vanished?
The reporting business does produce some random results as it's administered by 700 Mods and a few Eds, none of whom have any communication with any of the others (well, the Eds may have a coffee together occasionally). But it seems to achieve the overall intention, to calm down tempers and incinerate trolls.
I can't see the slightest reason why anyone would suspend you for posting this.