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Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
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Evening your nungateship, hope the towers survived the storm with no damage.
Very kind of the Avon lady to leave you those boxes and for you to put them up in the roffle.
I to have a BIG cardboard box for the roffle contained my new spare wheel, jack and wheel brace and a box of Christmas crackers ( damp bangers ).
If Igor is around, my usual bucket and a plate of volley vonts, please.
Very kind of the Avon lady to leave you those boxes and for you to put them up in the roffle.
I to have a BIG cardboard box for the roffle contained my new spare wheel, jack and wheel brace and a box of Christmas crackers ( damp bangers ).
If Igor is around, my usual bucket and a plate of volley vonts, please.
Good evening all
one bit of jet engine
one bit of a flotation buoy
one half of a necklace saying 'Sam-'
One bottle of Sambucco - empty bar the dregs
One used ticket to Moscow with Aeroflot
One cartoon of the Jetsons
One pack of a miniature flotilla of warships, more than the current Navy.
One jetski prop (broken shaft)
One Samba dance with Craig Revel
The commonality here, everything being flotsam or jetsam from the great flood. Bits of Lincolnshire up for offer too.....
A bucket please of Slurry and a volley - yum....
one bit of jet engine
one bit of a flotation buoy
one half of a necklace saying 'Sam-'
One bottle of Sambucco - empty bar the dregs
One used ticket to Moscow with Aeroflot
One cartoon of the Jetsons
One pack of a miniature flotilla of warships, more than the current Navy.
One jetski prop (broken shaft)
One Samba dance with Craig Revel
The commonality here, everything being flotsam or jetsam from the great flood. Bits of Lincolnshire up for offer too.....
A bucket please of Slurry and a volley - yum....
greetings to you all. glad to hear that you all survived the storm. was thinking of you and even lit a candle. it worked, it appears.
i need a bucket of tailcock please igor. for over a week i have been unable to access my email account. i cannot communicate with anyone. i keep being told to put in my password. i do this. the whole thing is then rejected and closes down. i do have my throwaway email address ([email protected]) but no list of people and their addresses. so, a bucket of tailcock please. and i feel so lonely.
i need a bucket of tailcock please igor. for over a week i have been unable to access my email account. i cannot communicate with anyone. i keep being told to put in my password. i do this. the whole thing is then rejected and closes down. i do have my throwaway email address ([email protected]) but no list of people and their addresses. so, a bucket of tailcock please. and i feel so lonely.
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