I Have Bought The Christmas Pork Pie.

[Tilly2]

It's a smasher from the farm shop. How long will it last in the fridge before someone cuts into it?

[Tilly2]

How did this get here? Flippin' tablet.

[gness]

Sooo.....as you won't eat the pastry and this is in Arts & Literature.... will we see your Pork Pie in the Tate next year.....☺☺

[shoota]

Are you going to have a proper piece this time Till?

[jno]

there's not really a category for Pork Art, so I suppose this will have to do.

[Tilly2]

It is indeed a work of art. How serendipitous that I posted in this section.
Onef Melton Mowbray's finest creations.

I might have a small piece (and give the pastry to the birds/dogs)

[Tilly2]

Please excuse all mt pytos.

[jno]

Mt Pytos, isn't that in Greece somewhere? I think the God of Pigs lives on the top of it.

[shoota]

Pork pie without crust is pate.
Not the same thing at all.

[baza]

^^^ is that Porkus Pieus?

[jno]

this must be him

http://ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/vishnu_incarnations_boar_varana1.jpg

[Tilly2]

This pork pie filling is not spready and squidgy, so it's nothing like a pate, Shoota.

Jno ♡ You are funny. I think we went there this summer.

[Tilly2]

 Porkus Pieus?

Ha!

[shoota]

L'appelation Francais est 'Pate en croute' Tillie, ma petite chou......x

[Graham-W]

Is this the thread for "Zen, and the art of Pork Pie Purchasing"?

[Tilly2]

Ah, I see, Shoots. Je didn't pas know that. How do you know that I have little shoes for my little feet?

[Tilly2]

It is indeed Graham. Pull up a motorbike to sit on.

[Tilly2]

Has anyone read Lord of the Pies ? Piggy is one of the main characters.

[Graham-W]

Got ours today, too. From the local pork butcher. Plus two small ones to push away temptation 'til Wednesday. They disappeared at lunchtime. drool

[berniecuddles]

Pork Pies!

A man who liked to tell lies
Said he ate one thousand pork pies
All in one sitting
Without even splitting
His pants round his belly and thighs