Units You Rarely See

[marval]

2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds


Ratio of an igloo”s circumference to its diameter
Eskimo Pi


2000 pounds of Chinese soup
Won ton


Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement
1 bananosecond


Half of a large intestine
1 semicolon


1000 aches
1 megahurtz


Basic unit of laryngitis
1 hoarsepower


Shortest distance between two jokes
A straight line


1 million-million microphones
1 megaphone


1 million bicycles
2 megacycles


10 cards
1 decacards


Force of 1 kilogram of falling figs
1 Fig Newton


1000 grams of wet socks
literhosen


1 millionth of a fish
1 microfiche


1 trillion pins
1 terrapin


10 rations
1 decoration

[albaqwerty]

LOL

oi loike very much! Blooming clever :-)

[excelsior-1]

agreed - very good, marval

[zebo]

Time for over-spiced chicken to hit the gastric tract = 1 nandosecond

[1ozzy]

A bad band practice?
One gigahertz

[inksplotter]

Tych: Panels (diptych, triptych)

Rest: Absence of notes.

Claps: Measurement as used in that most reliable instrument, the clapometer.

[marval]

1,000,000 maniacs
1 megalomaniac

1 first-date kiss
1 peck

1 French kiss
two tongues of fun

[Old_Geezer]

That'd be 1,000,000 aches marval ;-)
BTW you still making that powdered milk ?

[marval]

Not me OG, my cousin marvel still makes it.

[cupid04]

lol! Agree with Alba...very clever!