I'm with woof on this one! Although my recipe instructions are slightly more detailed:
1)Head off to supermarket, drive around carpark four times to find a space.
2)Once suitable carparking space found, lock car and head towards store.
3)Go back to car once you realise that wallet has been left in glove box.
4)Avoid being barged into by customers wrongly thinking they are on Supermarket Sweep.
5) Hunt down ready made brandy snaps with no luck. Spend 5 minutes looking for a member of staff, only to be told they are in Aisle 13
6) Look like a complete twit gazing at aisle numbers. Find said aisle then have to ask another staff member for more detailed directions.
7) Join a queue. Avoid 'basket' shoppers as they flaff, and generally by themselves. Find a queue that looks long on first glance, but in fact has only one trolley in queue, along with a whole family to quickly pack their goods.
8) Talk nicely to cashier whilst they offer to pack your bags in an illogical way
9) Find car! Where did I park it?
10) Swear when you get home that you got more goods that can fit in your freezer
11)Separate brandy snaps from the rest of your shopping and fill with your choice of filling. Swear, and realise you forgot fillings.
12)Go through steps 1-10 again to get fillings