Oh Strikes It Again!

[Caran]

He bought a frozen lobster before Christmas. Decided we would have it tomorrow as a starter. He decided to attack it today. I left him to it. Later heard violent banging in the kitchen. He was attacking the thing with a rolling pin.
He managed to get just about enough to make a lobster type prawn cocktail. I looked at the kitchen there was lobster all over the tiles, cooker umpteen utensils, cupboard doors and the floor. It took ages to clean up. He must have lost more than he collected.

[Elina]

He was obviously engrossed Caran ;0)

[DTCwordfan]

Oh dear, Caran, as it's not even that difficult, even if they are alive.

[tonyav]

Didn't he have an hammer handy then, Caran ;-)

[Elina]

Evening dt .

[Elina]

& Tony ... & anyone to follow .. phew ;0)

[DTCwordfan]

evening elina, x

sounds like a jackhammer was in action, or should have been, tony!

[tonyav]

At least a sledge, DT.

[humbersloop]

any idea what he's making?

[DTCwordfan]

Just be careful how you handle lobsters, folk... http://www.classicalgeektheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lobster2.jpg

[tonyav]

Evening Elina, and hippy chick.

[woofgang]

next time tell him to wrap the claws in newspaper, just open the paper in the middle, put the claws in and close it again, before attacking with the rolling pin.

[Caran]

There won't be a next time! Maximum effort for minimum retrieval.

[DTCwordfan]

did you get to eat any?

[tamborine]

Thatll teach him to hide the nut cracker

[ummmm]

I hope he cleaned up the mess.

[Caran]

Eating it tomorrow, I knew it would take a long time to sort, and I didn't want him in the kitchen while I'm cooking tomorrow, so he prepared it today.

[Caran]

He attempted to clean up but he is not good at it, I found all the mess after he had supposedly cleaned up.

[mrs.chappie]

Revenge of the lobster. :o)

[Dee Sa]

this might sound daft Caran but did he wait until it had defrosted ? I also have one in the freezer and realise I must eat it soon before the sell by date.